Man...
This is what happens when an effort goes terribly bad. I remember when I used to laugh when I saw things fart and moan, but then I matured from age 4. I hate to see this flash getted blammed, and would love to give you a good score, but understand that I can't. It is our duty here to exalt good flashes, and smite the bad ones, so I am duty-bound to blam this flash. I'm sorry to do this to a front page flash, but I know I speak for most of us when I ask "Why? What did this flash provide, that others didn't, that got this to the front page?" Seeing as how you got it anyways, congrats on it, but next time you make another flash like this, you need to put a lot more time, effort, and thought into the next one, just farting isn't going to cut it. I don't know how this flash got front page, but I feel like I was robbed of another flash thats wrongfully still within the vast portal, deserving front page.