Because I'm.. !!JESS McCAIN!! XD
That old dude had to be the most funniest guy in this episode. Reminds me of those military-crazed people you see in movies. This and the Jamaican weed episode has to be two of my favorite Beebo episodes. Hopefully, we could see the return of Jess McCain in the future episodes.
"Oh you bet your ass I will! Because Im..*Rips tangtop* JESS MCCAIN!" XD !! "Yee-elp!" Lol