DAH HAHA! ROCKY SUCKS ! IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE!
OH MY GOD!!! THAT FELT SO GOOD!! WHATS THAT "THE CROCK"? WUT DID "THE CROCK" SAY? WHY IN THE BLUE HELL WOUYLD SOMEBODY WANNA KILL ME...ER EM..I MEAN...THE ROCK!! COULD IT BE BECAUSE THE CROCK IS THE MOSTEXTREMLY ANNOYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT? OR THAT HIS CATCH PHRASES STINK LIKE A 10 POUND MONKEY CRAP SAMICH??? OR COULD IT BE THAT THIS GAME WAS MADE FOR THE BILLIONS, AND BILLIONS, OF THE ANTI-CROCK FANS WHO WOULD GIVE THERE LEFT NUT TO GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE GAY ONE?? MY DEAR LORD NG KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND PLZ MAKE MORE ROCK GAMES! PREFERABLY ONE WHERE KING KURT TEARS THE CROCK APART! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!