okay so apparently i cant just leave a hate review but. anyway. picos cousin is like. LITERALLY just a recolor of pico. just a recolor. could have made a brand new design but. okay. its fine. i guess. the mall thing is fine. start is a bit confusing. no idea the prologue stopped and i could click things. there was no indicator on when i could actually do something. should improve on that. the terrorist thing seems out of place. sandstorm or whatever is WAY too fast. kind of stupid. otis (idk why they named the cousin otis dumb name). after beating sandstorm- and maybe this is because i went straight to the boss fight- feels wonky after i get the fire axe like. this is just. i cant explain it its janky. dress up thing was cool i guess.???NO IDEA I WASNT SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP WHATEVER i just blew up. zero clue i was just supposed to click the green. pretty confusing. work on that. otis dropping the f slur was pretty funny tho. spanish guy was werid. fuck gibbons. okay maybe im changing my mind about him. he kind of cool. he kind of fugly tho. not gonna lie. otis is growing on me but that just because he feels like a south park character. GANGRENE BOSS FIGHT IS STUIPID I CANT BARELY SHOOT IT BECASUE I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MISSILES BEING SHOVED UP MY ASS EVERY 3 SECONDS WHICH BARELY GIVES ME A WINDOW TO SHOOT AT HIM SINCE HES SO FUCKING FAST. okay turns out i was focusing on the missiles too much i retract my previous statement. JUST A LITTLE BIT THO THE BOSS FIGHT ISNT FUN TO PLAY. gangrene hearing about the pico's school incident and just ASSUMING otis would be at the mall when he decided to take over it was fucking stupid and doesnt make sense. the genes thing is fucking. stupid too. the heilcopter thing was also stupid but somewhat believable i guess.. the ending was silly. in a bad way. the alternate ending was stupid but its an alternate ending so i cant really say anything on it.
over all i think pico's cousin should have taken more from the game it was based off of, and it wasnt fucking fun to play the only good part was gibbles and otis just feels like a mary sue. the only take away i can from this game is that it was STUPID. didnt help i had one of my friend reading a fucking KINITOPET sex fic on ao3 in vc the hold time i was playing but that isnt relevant i just wanted to bring it up.
i hate pico's cousin. such a lame ripoff. yes i do feel this amount of rage for a game that released over 20 years ago uhm. okay thats all i have to say.
