Ok,what was the funny part?

I don't get it,wat was funneh?

you are

kidiing me becase i did not die of laff

I'd have rather lit my penis on fire!

In case you were wondering where the bottom of the barrel was, you're at it!

well..

Heh.. umm.. dude.. are you okay??

even with the purple monkey, it still sucks

you may want to rethink your life choices

cheers, drugs are bad