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Beat the Awful Maze! 100 Points

I bet that was infuriating, huh?

Bob the Fighter: Defeated the Boss! 100 Points

Fought the final boss and beat him!

Mario Run: Stage Complete! 100 Points

Made it to the end of Mario Run!

Minecraft: DIAMONDS! 100 Points

Found diamonds in Minecraft

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Author Comments

The worst game ever, for the GBTK Game Jam.


Current Build: v1.0


The theme of the jam was "Is it over yet?", so I thought the best way to start the game was with arbitrary wait times! The 4 apps have "download" times ranging from 10 minutes to 12 hours! The game stores a save file with the progress, so you can close the game and come back later! However, since you're my NG buds, I'll let you in on a little secret: There's a secret key combination that will cancel the wait completely! Here's your hint: "whY do they say 'Four' in golf?". (okay, turns out nobody could figure out the code. Hold 4 and press Y).


Since this game was intentionally bad, only good reviews pls and thank u lol


If people actually like the concept, I don't mind updating it with more games and features after the game jam is over.


CONTROLS


My Maze - WASD/Arrow Keys/Touch Screen to move

  • There is simulated latency to further disrupt your gaming experience. It's not actually connected to the anything


Mario Run - Spacebar/Tap screen to jump

  • This isn't an infinite runner, there IS an end :)


Minecraft - WASD to move, Left click to break blocks, Right click to build

  • Find diamond ore!


Bob the Fighter - Left/Right/Up Arrow Keys to move/jump

  • Defeat all of the enemies!


CHANGELOG


November 28, 2020 v1.0 - Initial Release!

  • Woo hoo!

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it's bad, but at least it's MEANT to be terrible. by the way, im not waiting 10 MINUTES FOR A SINGLE GAME.
Edit: ty, i didn't look there.

larrynachos responds:

I think I mentioned somewhere a cheat to unlock all the games immediately?

Opposite of bad review, literally.

Cool

I really like the mario run on this it was all pretty fun of a game You have engineered something very professional here something delightful and something of good interest here I was glad to have found this game, I didnt find anything that was lacking or anything like that So eliminating anything to take away from this would be out of the question.

~X~

Found an oversight in mario run & spent 2.5 hours to get a score of 6560 but sadly didn't save to the leaderboards.
EDIT:just did it again & this it worked, now i'm #1! If you want to know how it's done, this is how. So if you hit a block you stop moving & if you get lucky 2 blocks will on spawn so that one you stand on while the other stops you from moving. Now while you stop your score keeps going up so it's just a waiting game but why it didn't put my score on the leaderboard the first time is because when you wait the blocks, coins & enemies keep spawning in the same X, so the servers get overwhelmed when you jump into them but how i got my score this time is i jumped on a block then again over the wall of stuff. Hope someone can beat my score sometime using this & i hope everyone has a lovely day!

larrynachos responds:

Often times the api will have unhooked if you trigger too many api calls at once, which I stupidly did cause every time you collect a coin it posts to the leaderboard, so after a while it breaks. Sorry about that, but wow way to grind o.O

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Well it does what it promises :)
but I pressed it!!! >:(

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Nov 28, 2020
10:59 PM EST