The Newgrounds Portal is at war with itself!
Giant beasts battle it out for supremecy!
Foamy likes to speak his mind about the things that piss him off!
Poor Gerko doesn't have a chair! He has to sit on his knees to use the computer. Well go teach him a thing or two about the importance of chairs!
Oh yeah, eh...seeing as how the music is on the first frame and set to 'event', I don't think the game'll work until the music has loaded. So think of it as a half-assed preloader.