A fan-fiction take on the legendary series!
Born and raised by cauliflower, Claveman is totally random!
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
Poor Gerko doesn't have a chair! He has to sit on his knees to use the computer. Well go teach him a thing or two about the importance of chairs!
Oh yeah, eh...seeing as how the music is on the first frame and set to 'event', I don't think the game'll work until the music has loaded. So think of it as a half-assed preloader.