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Arrows to walk, Z to talk.
Spread the truth to as many people as possible, but watch out for shape-shifting reptoids.
*** This game is completely unaffiliated with Alex Jones ***
Funny, Simple, Hard. 3 words that describe this awesome game. 3 words for me. So,Sad,Now. Why? I had 568, First try. And i wasnt signed in. Still, awesome game. It is very simple, Alex Jones quotes are hilarious, and also, its hard to get a high score. The police are hard to avoid when you cant stop talking. Loved it.
Thanks, I'm glad you like it!
Very nicely done.
I don't agree with the idea that the game needs upgrades and b.s. to extend gameplay, I think the brief period the game lasts as is is appropriate for the joke. Knowing that, and designing the game purposefully with that in mind is a sign that you know how to do humor pretty well. GJ!
Hey thanks! I agree, I wanted to focus on the delivery of the "punchline", making the game small and polished. I added the score to "gamify" it a little bit, but like the rest of the game, they're pointless and arbitrary. Alex Jones speaks for himself.
One of the funniest games I have ever played, and I don't even dislike Alex Jones. This is really faithful to his program, and a great lampoon of some of the crazy material he covers and goes nuts over. I think both fans and detractors of his will really love this.
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