Apparently you can win the game by doing nothing. I really don't know what to say without just repeating everyone else. When I hear 'Toast Simulator' interrogation doesn't come to mind. The graphics were a bit better than your other game, but it looked pixelated. And all around the game was bad. As default in my reviews I give 2 stars for effort but I'm taking half a star off for bad music, a full star off for the graphics and weird buttering animation (how does butter fall off in pieces like that?), half a star off for "slightly" misleading title, and half a star off for being able to be idle, which shows there's not much of a challenge.

I'm not sure how this makes me feel, I just know I didn't enjoy this

I apparently Found the weird side of Newgrounds again. The Name "Toast Simulator" got my attention right away, but the name is really the only thing that is worth a double take here. The graphics look like something you can do on Mario Paint. Not to be too cruel but it seems like a game you would create when you were going through LSD.
The music was quite abhorrent. It sounded like you put Skrillex in a blender.
The controls were very difficult to understand as well. it seems like I would butter the toast even if I wasn't touching it; which was especially troublesome in the third phase. A simple instruction section would have been great.
The concept, however, is moderately enjoyable. Buttering toast to get it to confess to a crime is pretty hilarious, even if the story made no since.
Overall, not a very good game, but it seems the creator has the potential to make a really good, and funny, parody of a real game (if he all ready hasn't).

I kinda like it. Very funny, but not much gameplay. Maybe you could add controls for an adventure type game?

How to begin.... Pointless music. Graphics that seem ripped out of google. Also no engaging gameplay or anything that makes sense. Sorry but its terrible...