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Got A Sword!
A Most Idiotic Death!
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
Got The Fire Gem!
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
Got The Flame Sword!
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
Got The Shot-Hook!
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
Take The Plunge!
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
You done got guillotined! To death!
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
The Ol' One-Two!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
Master Of Combat!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!