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Read the instructions below before playing.
Is this a physics game? A bit.
Is this a platformer game? Kind of.
Is this a driving game? Of a sort.
Is this a game? Game is a strong word.
In a world where games are not constrained by the need to make sense, one rower will take a pointless journey to retake his freedom after being unjustly imprisoned in a rowing training camp in Earth’s orbit.
To move while platforming, use the arrow keys. (Up makes you jump.)
Furthermore, when driving, the arrow keys move your car to the left and right.
Also, when you see a green block, you can pop it with your mouse by pointing and clicking at it.
Edit: Work is being done on repairing the bugs you have reported. Thanks for that, by the way.
Edit 2: Friction altered and "Wasted Time" medal is now functional. Shaking intensity in the last level is reduced.
Edit 3: As far as I can tell, all the badges now work. Please let me know if this is not the case.
Edit 4: Going all the way to the far left in the highway level no longer guarantees success.