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Dec 14, 2013 | 2:24 PM EST

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Wasted Time 25 Points Explode a giant robot and waste 5 minutes of your time
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Read the instructions below before playing.
Is this a physics game? A bit.
Is this a platformer game? Kind of.
Is this a driving game? Of a sort.
Is this a game? Game is a strong word.

In a world where games are not constrained by the need to make sense, one rower will take a pointless journey to retake his freedom after being unjustly imprisoned in a rowing training camp in Earth’s orbit.
To move while platforming, use the arrow keys. (Up makes you jump.)
Furthermore, when driving, the arrow keys move your car to the left and right.
Also, when you see a green block, you can pop it with your mouse by pointing and clicking at it.
Edit: Work is being done on repairing the bugs you have reported. Thanks for that, by the way.
Edit 2: Friction altered and "Wasted Time" medal is now functional. Shaking intensity in the last level is reduced.
Edit 3: As far as I can tell, all the badges now work. Please let me know if this is not the case.
Edit 4: Going all the way to the far left in the highway level no longer guarantees success.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Is this a positive review? Kind of
Is this a fun game? sort of
Is it worth 4 stars? Maybe
Did i enjoy the game ? Enjoy is a strong word .

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The idea of this game is really good, thoroughly enjoyed the highway level, although, I did crash into a car at -1 second.. Keep it up! Hope to see more in the future :DD


Rated 3 / 5 stars

the physics made me laugh, and switching rooms from falling down and left to climbing up and right was disorienting. my game stopped working so i stopped playing. after i got through the first big room i walked straight into the spikes and pressed up before my next guy loaded and it froze.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

This is laggy, the clicking works rarely. The concept of the game is fine.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

weird fucking game but how do i shoot?