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Dec 14, 2013 | 2:24 PM EST

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Wasted Time 25 Points Explode a giant robot and waste 5 minutes of your time
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Read the instructions below before playing.
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Is this a physics game? A bit.
Is this a platformer game? Kind of.
Is this a driving game? Of a sort.
Is this a game? Game is a strong word.

In a world where games are not constrained by the need to make sense, one rower will take a pointless journey to retake his freedom after being unjustly imprisoned in a rowing training camp in Earth’s orbit.
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To move while platforming, use the arrow keys. (Up makes you jump.)
Furthermore, when driving, the arrow keys move your car to the left and right.
Also, when you see a green block, you can pop it with your mouse by pointing and clicking at it.
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Edit: Work is being done on repairing the bugs you have reported. Thanks for that, by the way.
Edit 2: Friction altered and "Wasted Time" medal is now functional. Shaking intensity in the last level is reduced.
Edit 3: As far as I can tell, all the badges now work. Please let me know if this is not the case.
Edit 4: Going all the way to the far left in the highway level no longer guarantees success.

Reviews


DjGubkafishDjGubkafish

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 22, 2013

Is this a positive review? Kind of
Is this a fun game? sort of
Is it worth 4 stars? Maybe
Did i enjoy the game ? Enjoy is a strong word .


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Chary13Chary13

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 19, 2013

The idea of this game is really good, thoroughly enjoyed the highway level, although, I did crash into a car at -1 second.. Keep it up! Hope to see more in the future :DD



redgreyredgrey

Rated 3 / 5 stars December 15, 2013

the physics made me laugh, and switching rooms from falling down and left to climbing up and right was disorienting. my game stopped working so i stopped playing. after i got through the first big room i walked straight into the spikes and pressed up before my next guy loaded and it froze.



CtnumberCtnumber

Rated 2 / 5 stars December 15, 2013

This is laggy, the clicking works rarely. The concept of the game is fine.


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blyndidblyndid

Rated 3 / 5 stars December 15, 2013

weird fucking game but how do i shoot?