Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

This is a short animated pitch I did for a TV show I'm trying to sell. The show is called "Horrible Family," and it's about a dysfunctional family made up of a fat, idiot father; a shrill, unfulfilled mother; wisecracking children; and a funny pet. The show promises to be groundbreaking, original, and not at all formulaic or intolerable.