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Jul 15, 2013 | 8:52 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place July 17, 2013

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Deplorable Elevation 5 Points Use the elevator.
Payment in Blood 5 Points Defeat 25 enemies.
Blasphemous Errand 10 Points Defeat Otis.
Class and Refinement 10 Points Defeat Zofia.
Murderous Rampage 10 Points Defeat 50 enemies.
So Many Highs Left Unattained 10 Points Defeat Boris.
What Were A Boss? 10 Points Defeat Laszlo.
Calculated Indifference 25 Points Learn all of Ivan's skills.
Crossing the Threshold 25 Points Complete the game.
Delayed Retirement 25 Points Learn all of Casimir's skills.
Into the Chasm of Enlightenment 25 Points Learn all of Tevoran's skills.
Petulant Frenzy 25 Points Learn all of Ysabel's skills.
Questionable Victory 25 Points Achieve 8 flawless victories.
Relics Unveiled 25 Points Find all secrets.
Skeetlings To The Four Breezes 25 Points Learn all of Vadim's skills.
Strong Like Ox 25 Points Learn all of Oksana's skills.
Unprecedented Violence 25 Points Defeat every enemy.
Boundless Cunning 50 Points Achieve flawless victories in every battle.

Author Comments

A darkly comedic turn-based strategy RPG.

Learn skills to improve strength and unlock special attacks and abilities. Buy, find and plunder items and equipment. Use terrain, traps, obstacles and even foes' corpses to gain the tactical advantage as you lead Tevoran and Company to questionable victory.

2015 Updates:

Added game engine improvements from Chapter 2 and updated map artwork. Thanks to everyone for the bug reports!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Man..I just love this game!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I just won a battle that was practically lost by throwing the corpses of the fallen enemies at the ones still standing. Thank you sir.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really like this game, can't wait to play chapter 2 when I'm done.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is such a ripoff of final fantasy tactics a2 with the battle play


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing. This is a fantastic tactics RPG that really whets the appetite for anyone who loves Final Fantasy Tactics. It's a little more basic in terms of gameplay, but for a Flash game, I'm blown away. You really put some work into this game. My only gripe is that if I'm having trouble with a battle, it'd be nice if I could go fight previous battles (grind) to get more powerful and prepared, but on the other hand, this makes you rely on strategy than grinding. The plat isn't really that amazingly funny considering it's supposed to be a satire, but it moves the story along and gives an excuse for action. I've only finished the pharmacist rescue mission, but I plan to complete the game. I haven't been this enthralled in a Flash game for a long time.

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