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Apr 21, 2013 | 6:59 PM EDT

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When Mario moved on to bigger and better things in the 1980s, he didn't have time to "rescue" Pauline from Donkey Kong anymore. But few people know the truth: Donkey Kong and Pauline are actually lovers.



Rated 5 / 5 stars April 23, 2013

loved the part were pauline got in to the fight over dk about bananas.


Rated 5 / 5 stars April 22, 2013

What A minute Donkey Kong Is a Black Nigguher?! Who would of thought! LMAO!!!!!