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Badge of Compassion 5 Points You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
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Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
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Badge of Gullibility 5 Points You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
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Badge of Loss 5 Points Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
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Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
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Badge of Patience 5 Points You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
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Badge of Time Gone 5 Points Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
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Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
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Badge of Viscousness 5 Points For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
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Badge of Normality 25 Points Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
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Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
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Badge of Love 50 Points Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
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Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
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Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
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Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
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Author Comments

Joe Average's life was a tranquil one till he met the girl of his dreams. The only problem - she doesn't seem to like hairy guys very much. The moment has come for Joe to put his skills and courage to test, and his manliness on the line:
WILL HE ENDURE A COMPLETE WAX in the strangest of beauty clinics? Only you can help him make it so!

- OVERVIEW -

CONTROLS: Depending on the instructions shown, WASD and the mouse

There are three modes:
NORMAL: Players in this game have to conquer 18 minigames and a tricky boss battle in order to succeed. This is more than a challenge. Is a test of endurance and manliness! But don't sweat too much over the ending....this is what hard mode exists for!

HARD: Same as above, but over WHUN THOWZAND harder. Only those truly motivated can see the TRUE ENDING to this epic tale of resistance and mighty love!

ARCADE: The ultimate test for those who crave a highscore, it presents an endless mix of minigames with the added boon of score-balloon-popping. Can you advance to the terrible level 3? (Also: what lies beyond? I never made it that far...)

It is strongly suggested to try normal mode first. And play the cutscenes. At least once.

- CAN ANYONE PLAY IT? -
Yes. Despite the theme there is no nudity and only cartoon violence. WARNING: people with sensitive eyes might find a small part of the final boss in hard mode a little eye straining.
Please, be wary.

-CREDITS-
Giovanni Beninato (me) - story, graphics, music, some SFX
freesfx.co.uk - sound effects
Special thanks to TomFulp of Newgrounds and the Stencyl Team

For questions, licenses, critiques, compliments, words of wisdom, friendship requests, or ANY other kind of request, send me a private message.

Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy the game!

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LimewedgeLimewedge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 3, 2012

I thoroughly enjoyed the game, and at no point did I think it was impossible, even in hard mode. The boss stage was a little difficult to understand at first, but it's all doable. Great job!

joshdelfjoshdelf

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 3, 2012

really fun game love it. I agree with the laptop friendly thing but then again it was meant to be used with a mouse. Beat the normal mode with a laptop

uberhorse753uberhorse753

Rated 3 / 5 stars December 3, 2012

I really like the tone of the game and even the story of it. My only real complaint is that a lot of the games aren't lap top friendly and make it difficult to complete because of that. Finished it in the library with an actual mouse, but still a complaint. Looking forward to more microgames in the future!

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Shaikon1Shaikon1

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 3, 2012

Everyone hating on this game... This game is a fantastic tribute to WarioWare, being developed in the same manner with a funnyish story. The graphics, gameplay, and controls are all bad because they are meant to be bad. Overall this game was great if you get it.

BaronSlothBaronSloth

Rated 0 / 5 stars December 3, 2012

Bad graphics. Bad sound. Bad controls. There isn't anything redeeming about this at all.

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