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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
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My cheeks hurt from laughing too much. Apparently there were others before this so now I will go watch those too.
10 of them!
Yes. Just yes XD
Are we having sex?
Yeah, I went atheist some time ago. However, the amount of denial christians have concerning the most ridiculous of stories in the bible, is staggering. They rationalize the h3ll out of it. Literally. Or, they just turn it into a lack of faith and understanding on my part. Then they pretend like they understand, and just can't explain. Or, they'll "pray for me". Yeah, when people die, you hope there is some nice kind of after life, and why not? Our very existence now seems like some crazy horse $h*t. What's a bit more piled on.
God is cool with that.
It has been too long. Too long since a new Messed up Bible Story has graced our presence. Let us all give thanks and rejoice on this joyous occasion.
He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat!
Blockhead is just totally nuts!
Hilarious antics in space!
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