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Jun 20, 2012 | 5:16 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place June 22, 2012

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That dead kid on the newspaper was Diego. He's dead, too. Merry Christmas, boys and girls.
This is utter toilet humor and I know the microphone sucks ass. so I'm well aware of dose theeeengs, in case you feel the need to write a nasty review based on those points alone.

EDIT: And oh jesus christ monkey balls, if it ain't the front page? Thank you Tom and evrbodeh else who made this happen! I remember I used to watch the front page back when I was a little girl, holding a hairbrush, pretending it was the microphone I'd be giving my speech into, and--- well, this has gone too far. FANX



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I F-ing love this I used to watch Dora but I never liked it soooo much better than original.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

dora u whore >XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

my favorate part was when boots said have a face full of my ****! and the wierdest was when dora drank her wizz also whats a whore...oh i think i know what is is no wait i dont

SpeedoSausage responds:

Ask your mother, she knows well what a whore is ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can you help us? lol this ruined my childhood

SpeedoSausage responds:

Good, ruining childhoods is my number one goal in life, then its probably having a naked boxing match with Bill Cosby YAH WHAT