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Jun 20, 2012 | 5:16 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place June 22, 2012

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That dead kid on the newspaper was Diego. He's dead, too. Merry Christmas, boys and girls.
This is utter toilet humor and I know the microphone sucks ass. so I'm well aware of dose theeeengs, in case you feel the need to write a nasty review based on those points alone.

EDIT: And oh jesus christ monkey balls, if it ain't the front page? Thank you Tom and evrbodeh else who made this happen! I remember I used to watch the front page back when I was a little girl, holding a hairbrush, pretending it was the microphone I'd be giving my speech into, and--- well, this has gone too far. FANX

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lizzqoesRAWRx3lizzqoesRAWRx3

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 7, 2012

This is awesome



XxAoiHeartxXXxAoiHeartxX

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2012

funny as fuck :D her mums a total milf btw ;)


SpeedoSausage responds:

That was me trying to draw an ugly, whore woman. This isn't the first time I've tried to draw an ugly woman and someone told me she looks prettier than she should be. I have a problem rofls
Thanks, tho!


TheEscoraTheEscora

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 6, 2012

how do u animate? i have wanted to forever but dont know how, :( thx if u respond speedo :)


SpeedoSausage responds:

Well, I use a program called Macromedia Flash 8 (though I'd probably recommend Adobe Flash CS3 or higher, just because they're a teensy bit more handy) Then I pretty much just watched all of the Flash tutorials by both OneyNG and SpazkidIn3D on Youtube. I must have sat at my computer for like 2 hours straight, but it was extremely worth it. Then I got to work on that master piece called Jewish Vampire On Ice. If I forgot something, I'd always go back to one of the tutorials to remind me blah dee blah. And you wouldn't really think it, but you actually do learn most of the stuff yourself - you just got to go straight into Flash and begin experimenting!

But yeah, basically if you want to learn how to use Flash, you got to watch the tutorials, paticularly Spazkid's, it'll seem like a bit of a bore, but it'll all be worth it when you're finally animating! :) PM me back if there's still stuff you don't know/need help with, I'll try my best to give you a hand!

Oh - and you also need a lot of preparation. You need to find a way to keep yourself motivated (like listening to your favorite music while you animate, or by watching some cartoons that would inspire you), and you need to have a lot of patience. It can take between 1 and 2 weeks (for me, at least) to get a decent 1 minute animation, and your first couple of full animations won't be perfect, so you gotta' be patient with the quality of your work too. Like both Oney and Spazkid said in their tutorials - you're not trying to create Disney. Just mess around for your first few animations and the more you pick up, the better quality your stuff will get. Pheeeewwwwwww. :D


NewgroundsMascotNewgroundsMascot

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 5, 2012

Her bag can fucking talk


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SpeedoSausage responds:

It fucking can


JK2015JK2015

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 5, 2012

I'm a fly!