Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

This is a true story, except for all the explosions and stuff. The cat, though, the cat is true.

Basically, Sam and I went over to Alexis's and made fun of Song of Songs because we were 14 and it was hilarious. Her cat jumped up on the bed and its head started twitching really weirdly, and it looked like it was possessed and about to explode (it wasn't and didn't).

I made this for art class, so it's a good thing my teacher has a sense of humour.

And thanks, of course, to my awesome friends Alexis Brawn, Samantha Pearl, Regis Irvine and Shamus Ward for voicing themselves.