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Good Call 5 Points Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!

THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.

P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286

Reviews


Mayko-the-ThrasherMayko-the-Thrasher

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 2, 2012

This was so awful that it was amazing.



ionraynerionrayner

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 3, 2012

Fantastic game (despite of the graphics, but it's okay)!! I just need some help to get the last secret medal and the one before 'lonesome fury' medal. (PM me, plz)


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smbzfan2smbzfan2

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2012

The title is correct. This must be the bester game ever made.


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UltimoTheHedgehogUltimoTheHedgehog

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 7, 2012

OMFG AWESOME GAME IT'S BESTER GAME EVAR IT'S SO AWESOME THAT I'M BLEEDING OF IT'S AWESOMENESS OF BEINGS AWESOME LEVEL OF BEINGESS AWESOMINIZATION.



KatzammitKatzammit

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 3, 2012

Oh, silly little other reviewers.
One day you may understand this game is meant to be funny, and is badly made on purpose. Until then, keep ragin'.
This is the most besterest game evar!!11!1!one


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