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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
how da fuck do u doge the fucking knife??:?????!!!!!!!!! someone help me!!!!!!!!
Knowing it's an april fool joke i kept going and got all five medals so jokes on you Tom Fulp!!:P
how do u dodge the knife at the start?
It welll be Better if You can actually play with out a dagger aiming 4 your head from miles away this a game would be Awesome if you can actually play ._
How can i avoid the knife someone knows??
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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