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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!
This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.
Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item
TO ALL OF YOU COMPLAINING: Yes, this is an april fool's joke. You'll notice after a while that everytime you die, the text changes, and after a dozen or so deaths, it'll say very clearly ''APRIL FOOL'S SUCKA''. So don't say ''maybe it's an april fool's joke maybe not'', because if you do you're an idiot it says so very textually. Also, no, you cannot dodge the knife ever, but you CAN acquire all the medals, you just have to get one achievement at a time in under 2 seconds and a half (which is very feasible).
The joke was actually pretty good. I don't know anyone who would go through the trouble of making a game just to troll people, but I applaud you guys. I'm taking a half a star away because I wanted to kill the knife person really badly. Really, really badly. People kind of need to change their tampons and enjoy the joke, I know I am
this game is cheat
lol. whats with the big dog?
1.-Tom fulp says in the autor coments: this is an april fools joke
2.-Why did you no see the autor coments?
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