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Dec 6, 2011 | 5:30 PM EST

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One down... 5 Points Bag one grocery
Scratch Card King 10 Points Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Hat collector 50 Points Get all of the collectable hats
Sold Out 50 Points Buy everything from your local market
THE YEAR OF 1000 GROCERIES 100 Points Get to level 100

Author Comments

Was messing about with arrays. Heard this fantastic song by bryce. Thought it would be a nice idea to make a game out of a terribly dull task.

One could call it an art game if they wanted to.

Press the arrow keys that correspond with the indicator.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

So boring yet to fun

This game is amazing, from the happy groceries to the silly hats, I love this game.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Just needs a Tea Edition

If this was more reminiscent of that grocery minigame in Warioware where you have to rotate an object so that the bar code can be read by the scanner I think I could play non-stop. Really, that mini-game was addicting as Fruit Ninja and the like. As it is right now it's simply mundane tedium. Fun mundane tedium.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ive never seen so many happy groceries in my life!

Wait.... I acually never even saw a happy product. :D Im allucinating arent I?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very addicting, but it has it's flaws!

This game is so addicting. I enjoy it through the first fifty levels, but after that it got boring. You could have made the hats move with the character, but that's not the biggest issue here. I think the biggest issue is that you should have made it to where the speed could be increased farther than the current limit, also, it should be possible to lose. I three strike system would have been a good idea, for example, every time you press the wrong key or the item behind the current item on the scanner runs into it, you should receive a strike, after three, it's game over.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


~5 seconds into the game~ god, i better keep looking at the arrows above the item! ~5 minutes into the game~ oh wow, i can just button mash?
~10 minutes into the game~ huh? the hats dont move with the character at all!
~20 minutes into the game~ screw this im watching a movie...
~30 minutes into the game~ wow, i cant believe i cant lose in this game...
~40 minutes into the game~ i just noticed that the highest speed sucks
~50 minutes into the game~ f**k this, id rather play some gay game elsewhere...
~60 minutes into the game~ HELL YEA! I GOT EVERYTHING IN THE GAME!!!
~70 minutes into the game~ why am i still playing this?

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