oh my goodness!

Ho Ho Ho Ho No!

Complete with a repeating Darth Vader Noooooo! at the end of the game, this game is very trite and doesn't hold the interest of anyone who could even open an umbrella, let alone find and operate the power button of a computer.

The controls are sloppy, like when you want to carve a heart and your initials into a tree using a snowblower.

The opponents are a little misplaced - when do you have a dog, trike and tire running through your field in December? Well, I guess it could come from the car that hit the tree after swerving to miss the monkey in the road. That makes perfect sense - in a world where santa gives you bananas that continue to bounce until they evaporate.

I was going to give the it one star, but when I tried, the monkey reminded me over and over - Noooooo!