This needs to be a real ad. Seriously.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
EDIT: F-F-FRONT PAGE? Wow, I'm shocked! Thanks, Tom!
This is even older than that Giga Waffle Breaker animation. I remember that it was for a project in high school where we had to create a commercial for a made-up product. Everyone else made posterboards and live-action videos, but not me! I had to be a show-offy asshole and make an animation.
It was glorious.