Pointless
Well, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. In no way whatsoever did I find this to be even the slightest bit amusing. All I got out of it was some slanderous remake of Justin Bieber snacking on another person. Whoopty-doo. Hilarity ensued. Not. I mean first off, if you're gonna make a derogatory flash towards Justin Bieber, you should've chosen a more clever way of doing so; a way that could appeal to the masses. Such as, making him seem girly, or maybe a couple penis jokes here and there. But c'mon now...Really. Justin Bieber a cannibal-slash-groundhog? Stupid. I appreciate that you at least put SOME effort into this, but next time you really should think it through more, because IMHO, this sucked. Make longer/funnier/better in general, and then I'll reconsider my low review.
2/10 , 1/5