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Feed the Children

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Jul 21, 2011 | 11:33 AM EDT

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Pen Award 5 Points Graciously lose the race
Notepad Award 10 Points Find the hidden announcers
Duck Award 25 Points Win the race on Normal
Falcon Award 25 Points Make the race last 10 minutes
D Award 50 Points Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Eye Award 50 Points Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Wheel Award 50 Points Win the race on Abnormal
Snake Award 100 Points Win the race on Hardcore
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Author Comments

EDIT: Holy cow! Front Page! Thank you so much, Newgrounds! I'm stunned with joy!

You've always wanted to win the big race. Now's your chance!

-Arrows to Move
-Click Off Screen to Pause

PS Can you find all the secrets? I seem to have lost them...

PPS Anyone want global high scores? I'm on the fence, but I'll implement them if the fans want them.

COMMENTARY: With "Feed the Children," I tried to make the simplest game that I could. I failed miserably. Three months after starting work and over a year after my last game was submitted, I present: "Feed the Children" for your viewing pleasure. All reviews are greatly appreciated!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesomest Game Ever!!!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

how do i get the orange award?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game! The writing was hilarious, I love the 8-bit graphics and the gameplay is so frantic and fun! Could you PM how to get all of the secret though? I tried so many times and nothing :(

All in all I enjoyed the game a lot, 5 stars!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

um what the its shark boxer that does falcon punchs and PIANOS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY AND POLAR BEARS FROM SPACESHIPS the polar bears falling from spaceships makes sense


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Arguably one of the funniest Newgrounds submissions I ever saw for all 5 years on this site. The announcer's comments are funny, game events are just outright hilarious (I laughed so hard on rainy pianos!), and there is just that chaotic factor - so much stuff going on of the screen that the latter circles of the game easily be used for a graphic definition of pure insanity, and it makes the game even funnier. It is also very good in other aspects - it's fun to play and search for secrets, the graphics are good enough to evoke nostalgia (instead of that "pixelization as excuse for laziness" feeling that I often get while playing many "retraux" games), and controls are really responsive. Trully one of the best things I ever experienced on this site.

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DBuck-Eye responds:

You know, it's reviews like this that keep me going. When someone lets me know that they've enjoyed one of my games this much, it's just the best feeling in the world, so thank you so much for all of the kind words and thanks for playing my game!