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**Will be adding new features and fixing bugs as development progresses.
You've lived a life getting rejected by girls. One night, you find out about a contest promising to show you how to get more women. You win the contest- and get an all-expenses paid stay at the Garden State Shores with practiced guidos like The Incident and Pauly G! You have no game and have been slacking big time on your Gym, Tan, Laundry. Play minigames to increase your GTL stats and gain new abilities and pick up lines to use on girls in the club. Pick up as many hotties as you can until you become the ultimate guido!
Use the arrow keys or W,A,S,D to move around.
Use space to talk to people around the shore and escape random encounters with girls!
Use your mouse to select options.
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