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Apr 27, 2011 | 3:04 AM EDT

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Author Comments

Hi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!

WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 18, 2012

I don't really get what you were trying to express, but i finished the game anyway.
Fell to my death in the credits, don't want to go on that campaign again, anyone knows what happens?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 23, 2012

i cant climb the stairs in day 4

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Rated 5 / 5 stars July 21, 2012

I was sad I couldn't fall down the stairs on the last day. It was becoming routine.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars June 20, 2012

The look-around system was a bit annoying, but otherwise the game was pretty funny. Certainly a good parody of the "artistic", too-deep-for-you games that have been plaguing Newgrounds lately.

I derived about ten minutes' worth of enjoyment just from falling down the stairs a few times in this game. Meanwhile I've never enjoyed one single art-game. Do the math there.


Rated 2 / 5 stars May 6, 2012

Sorry, I wanted to like this. I thought it'd be hilarious from the description. It's too ironic for my taste. It's trying to make fun of people who are pretentious by being pretentious, and it comes off as...well, pretentious. The gameplay and controls are horrible and it makes little sense. I give it points for a funny description, but it's impossible to tell if it's a horrible game because the person can't make games well or if it's a horrible game to mock people who can't make games well. It seems like it's just both. Good for a juvenile laugh but that's about it.

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