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Shitty Fucking Art Game

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Apr 27, 2011 | 3:04 AM EDT

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Hi my name is Arty McArtson, I am a first year art major at the Art Institute of Williamsburg. I just took my first intro to philosophy course last semester, and now I understand everything about the world! Please enjoy my new postmodern piece, Dear Diary. It is a subtle yet poignant criticism of the modern "doggy dog" society we live in. I hope you enjoy it, and, if you don't, it's probably just too deep for you!

WASD and/or arrow keys move in most cases. The mouse is used to look. Other controls are generally specified or obvious.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Only Mr.Sarcasm... but what about Mrs.Gameplay?

I'm a "art-game" lover. seriously...
...but you got the point; more than once I saw crappy games sold as "art games"...nevermind the gameplay was crap, nevermind there was non-sensical story; they still managed to find some meaning, somehow (life, death, love, misery, "human condition", ...).

Jimmy "This is crap."
Timmy "But THIS game represent the difficult social situation of our time! Don't you see that dot? It's clearly a metaphor how our bad politicians! And what about that gorgeus red pixel stunned in the air? THAT is a symbol of the new generation, afflicted by drugs!"
Jimmy "WoW. I see I'm not smart enough to get the DEEP meaning of this wonderful game"

So When I started to play your game, I was expecting pure irony and sarcasm.
The point is: there's good sarcasm and there's bad sarcasm. You could have done it better; but I appreciate the effort, the world needs people who contest actual art... I mean, we arrived at the point we appreciate Shit just 'cause it's art (I'm pointing at you, Piero Manzoni)!!! We need criticism! Otherwise, how could we recognise art from crap?

I hope you'll keep making indie flas jewels :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

It let me sign with a penis.

So I deem it worthy!
Duke nukem in the credits... Win


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Shitty fucking nightmare, it is

It won't make Friday any better even if Rebecca Black tell us that Friday is a sarcasm towards US music industry.

Since you have shown us how horrible your game can be instead of how great your game can be, I shall show you how strict my rating criteria can be instead of easy tens. So here you are, NO STARS.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


shoot, i fell to my death at the credits
im glad it ended where it did, the shooting stages werent fun
Elsa is a whore's name


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Oh, I get it...

You're sick of people making poorly made, uninteresting games and passing them off as "art." So you made a poorly made, uninteresting game and passed it off as "comedy."
Each game should be judged by it's individual merits - there are some crappy art games, I agree, but there are crappy games in every category. If you're going to just write off all games that have a message beyond "kill enemies collect points," then you don't have to play them - I'm sure someone out there is making another Angry Birds clone for you.
As for this particular game, making a better control scheme would do wonders. Also, try to make some original and funny jokes besides "art games are stupid."