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Apr 13, 2011 | 11:54 AM EDT
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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.

Even though Fernando is a man of legendary skill and ability, he could not have made this film without the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship, so thankyou Newgrounds from the bottom of my manheart.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

What is this i dont even

confusing, but super funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I dident know my dad was so famous he has his own song xD

Im so proud to be his son <3

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando probably has many sons


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely Amazing!

I love the blatant rip at Auto-Tuner.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You see this further proves my belief that...

...newgrounds needs to create a feature that enables users to auto 10/10 and 5/5 submissions by his favorite flash creator. Before haters hate, think about it, if you really find an artist that truly PERFECTLY matches your humor, why not have the feature?
I've seen EVERY one of your flashes Sexual Lobster, and even if some aren't as FUNNY as the rest, i truly have something i love about each one.

Eternally 5/5'd and 10/10'd by
God of Doom.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

PLease read

if your reading this, then i am dead, for i have seen the best thing in my life and thus, not wanting to live anymore...

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh well, you lived strongly and boldly, for all i know.