Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.14 / 5.00 17,103 ViewsThe Best Game Ever Made
- Score:
- rated 3.70 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 164,521 Views
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- Genre:
- Adventure - Point 'n Click
- adventure
- office
- dinosaur
- t-rex
Credits & Info
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Design Mockery
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Programming RainbowCemetery
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2011 | 3:05 AM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 452.7 kb
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Author Comments
WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 25, 2011
Best thing since mac and cheese
The play quality of this game is incredible. I never thought that dying would be so much fun.
One day I have to make a game as incredible as this.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 5, 2011
Intresting game
I enjoyed the only way to die
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 5, 2011
One of the most funniest game ever! Needs sequel
So funny and enjoyable!
Also you get to actually to be a dinosaur for once!
With Dinosaur instinct but yet being sophisticated.
I also love the pixal art too.
Please make another one with some new places, more dinosaur instincts, faster pace of walking, and more endings ^w^. If you do, I will personally draw fan art for you for the game from my own art portfolio on Deviant Art
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 3, 2011
what!!!!
How the hell i finish the game in under 2 minutes??
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 25, 2011
Boring?
How do you get the chocolate?