Strike Force Heroes 2
The explosive sequel to the hit game Strike Force Heroes!
3.95 / 5.00 11,239 ViewsObsolescence
Defeat the enormous mechanical beasts--and become one of them.
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WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!
WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.
YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!
USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.
Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 14, 2011
huh
I dont know what to do i watered the plant got the candy bar got the pencail and put the paper in the fax machine but now what
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 21, 2011
It's a april fools game.
Good game but it's a april fools.
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2011
Aww
I Died By Mr Evil Eye
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 18, 2011
ALL MEDALS
1. start the game
2. enter the rainbow portal in the fridge 3 times
3. give the chocolate to frank before conferince
4. try to take every table in game
5. take a piece of carpet after ur boss dies
6. talk to every item before taking it
7. take gildas shirt in conferince room then write with the crayon on paper
8. take the guys glasses in conferince room
9. listen to everything betty has to say including the dialog when she laughs
10. fill the water cup in sink
11. after ur boss dies take the glasses of the guy in conferince room
12. finish the game under 2 minutes
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 7, 2011
Strange.
It's like that Halloween game, but a little less addictive.