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Feb 21, 2011 | 12:05 AM EST
  • Daily 4th Place February 22, 2011

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Beat Level 1 5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time 5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner 5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner 25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Author Comments

"Team Indifferent", and Our entry to the February 2011 Newgrounds Game Jam.

our randomly generated theme:
SKULLS COLLECTING HUMAN DOGS

M = MUTE
P = PAUSE
ARROWS = MOVE
A = ATTACK
S = SKULL THROW

Code: Moonkey
Art/Music: SpikeValentine
Art/Voice: Jazza

made in 3 days with a lot of effort and fun, we hope you guys enjoy it!!

Reviews


Renegade-X5Renegade-X5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely comical.

First time I saw this I was like "Oh no not another cock-joke flash..."
But after giving it a try, I'm giving it 10 stars and a 5-vote.

The action was nice, the enemies got annoying (especially them blood shooters at the pits.)
Took me a good number of tries, and boners, to understand how to beat the final boss.

However I am gonna ask one simple question...
...
how did you get away with letting Boner's... erm... Boner show when he's fully meaty on a TEEN game??
I had a hard time concentrating due to laughing so hard. Epic! >XD



ntn9ntn9

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That is one meaty boner!

Flaming boner!



Hasu-KumoriHasu-Kumori

Rated 4 / 5 stars

*Insert criticism here*

I could be a complete jerk and make a condescending joke about the flaming boner bonus being 'flaming homo', but I'm not that kind of guy. This game has a phallic shtick going for it and I commend it's 3 days of effort for trying to combine serious side-scrolling with funny dick jokes.

In short, Meaty Boner isn't a game to be taken seriously.



pownupownu

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

PS:

The only reson i gave it 10 isbecause the voices where pretty good. WHAT ALL U CAN PGRAD IS STRANTH?!?!?



TheMeatTheMeat

Rated 3 / 5 stars

wasted time

Great visuals...next time just make the game more fun, too easy and barely any creativity with the gameplay...one thing that was awesome was the announcer


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