Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

a nod to what is truly the most Chillax of all the substances, the quaint and oft-overlooked cannabis plant. What few "Marijuana Heads" know is the chilling truth about this harmful drug, and it literally does cause cancer. But more than that, our beneficent G-d has put this plant on are planet as test of faith, and all who partake in its unholy shenanigans are cast out of the eternal kingdom of haven. Enjoy rotting in hell from you're weed cancer long after you've given up your crazy sex parties, and your crazy raucous lifestyle, with your crazy friends and your crazy addictions. Sine on you crazy diamnod as the Pink floyud (weed band) would say. May G-d have mercy on you're soul.