lol maybe that is a good idea:) just stay locked away and wank:) zombies may be allergic to the horny juices lol

this might take some time

so im going to jack off

i would

i have to say i would jackoff if no one rescued me and i had a computer O___O

i never get rescued

i always die at the END, either by Infected or Falling to my DOOM.

True

Well you sure spend a long time in a closet and hope you make more l4d videos