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Spacebar to buy upgrades, mouse to kick every a$$ of everything already seen and done.
When America was founded... this was the original idea for the game based of it.
OMG. WTF DID THOSE PENGUINS DO TO U!!?!?!?!?!?!!? O_O
Bad graphics, grating music, monotonous gameplay, completely generic upgrades (Even a parody game has something new, that is how games are supposed to work), an arena far too cramped for the "action" (constant spawning of mobs of monsters? Really? That's the best you could think of?), and the fact that this is not just an advergame, it's an ADVERTISEMENT FOR AN ADVERGAME.
This was actually a pretty action packed game.
It does seem like it's a little too easy as I didn't even struggle at any of the levels, it was still entertaining and fun to play.
Oh noes! Shameless advertisement plug!
What? Do AXE's commercials not do enough to target consumers by basically implying their product will get you laid? They need to go after the internet user demographic by speaking netspeak and making nonsensical games now? If this was an independent game made by some geek on his macbook, I'd be impressed, but as far as commercial games go, this is fairly low quality.
An addictive and challenging simple math puzzle game
And so it dreamt.
Help Eddie get his watermelon so he can finally spend a nice and relaxing day at the beach
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