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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


its ok i guese

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

number one of number two

too few commands....but overall hilarious. a good half-hour of distraction.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Funny

I love pixel text-based games, and this is no exception! This game is very funny, and boy is it scary!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This game is an amusing distraction for the ten minutes it takes to do everything. It's an old school adventure game boiled down to its simplest format, with only one screen and one objective. Of course, theres multiple ways to achieve the objective, and it's up to you to figure them all out!

Looking at the names of all the awards makes it easier to work out what you need to do to unlock them and the fun is then seeing the outcome of your actions. Most of them involve shit. All of them are funny.

Great game!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

(title in work)

Wow, don't think I've laughed at a game as much in a long time. Graphics are great, and the concept is so hilarious. Great job.

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