Don't Shit Your Pants

rated 4.32 / 5 stars
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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Walkthrough... for the dumb (no offence)

Firstly, I love the type-adventure game. This one wasn't my favorite, but it was still good.

Anyway, to win the game type "fart lightly" to gain a little time (if you're a slow typer).
Then, type "take off pants".
Then type "pull door"
Then type "sit on toilet"
Then type "shit"

there you go... if you were stumped :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha :P

type in breathe
"i dont know how to breathe


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

How crappy

It would simply be gauche for me to mention how to get the secret medals here, due to the fact that I do not even know where they are. I was never really a fan of these kinds of games, but this was not bad. As the book says, everybody poops, so it is something that we can associate ourselves with. I did kind of have fun just messing around trying to get any medal I could. I do know that using "open door" at first does not do anything. Oh, but if you take your pants off and then sh*t, then you at least kind of win.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


type in"don't shit your pants" and it says"you shit your pants anyways"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

What do the pills do?

I just found out, if you say "Don't shit" you shit anyway LOL