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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

great game

but there is one glitch where when you have the shit king award and you get the inevitable ending

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woah, what a huge shit.

Fucking loved it. Just to check and make sure there wasnt a second easter egg, I typed in 2girls1cup. Unfortunately he didnt do anything lol. Well great game!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

My fave Game!

Let's review this thing!
First off I like the original Atari-like graphics that Newgrounds gets! The fact that you gotta SHIT makes me wanna shit! LOL! I love the sound effects even though its not much!

Overall I give this game 8/10!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This game is short and genius

But I miss more creative ways - and more ways in general - to not shit your pants. Getting all awards is quite easy and quickly done, and it was a chuckle - but not a laugh actually.

The "Mr. efficient" and the "So close yet so far" awards were the biggest laughs to me. More stuff like that would have made this a 10, again proving that a good game needn't be "good" to be good... If that makes any sense.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm too immature for this game. I just couldn't stop laughing, unless I was just too tired. It was a good game and I made it to "shit king".