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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I HAVE THE CR000000000000000000WN!!!

top ten most pointless game i've ever played and i love it =]


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I adore cute little witty games like this. And there are some things you thought of that were just brilliant, like phrasing the whole "relieve the pressure in your gut!" in just the right way that one could think to "punch your gut." Oh, and I love the crown when you win! Very fun. I hope you do more text based games!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


this game is awesome, so awesome that I shat my pants


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like a lot this game... just a little help

Award 1: Type: pants off, pull door, go bathroom, shit
Award 2: Type: pants off , shit
Award 3: Type shit (when the game starts)
Award 4: Type: pull door, go bathroom, shit
Award 5: Type: die
Award 6: Type: take pills, fart gently, pants off, pull door, go bathroom, (then wait in the toilet)
Award 7: it comes after the award 6, just wait when you already have the 6 award
Award 8 : ( type shit in the menu game)
Award 9: (just wait until the timer comes 0:00)
Award 10: (guess it) :3

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Remove your pants and kill yourself. Do you win or lose?