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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


The only thing I can find is when u say dont shit ur pants u get a medal. If u say take ur pants off and let time run out u get medalso theres two and u r able to right click and go through game just keep hitting play and it shows all the steps but i dont know how to do commands and when ur finished it just says u shit on the floor so play around with it cause yeah im gonna try hacking it with batch files and then some one is gonna get hacked and finally shit in a toilet so ha ha.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Make more text adventures!

"look hair" :)

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Gave me a few chuckles, I liked it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Congratulations, you just sh** on the floor. too funny.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I like how it says 'I don't know how to _____' based on what you type. I was running out of time and for some reason the word 'love' popped into my head, so I typed it. Thought that was pretty funny.