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May 30, 2010 | 12:05 PM EDT

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The Virtual God Clock.

Instructions:

Ask the VGC for advice on a difficult decision you have to make in the next 72 hours. Remember to speak CLEARLY into your microphone.

If you have no mic, sometimes concentrating real hard then yelling as loud as you can works.

Press "ASK"

God will show you the way.

How does it work?
With use of a very exhaustive script engine (using interactive active buddy v2.1) Virtual God Clock contains all the knowledge of the universe and uses A.I. "intuition" to best choose from millions of pre-programmed responses.

For instance:

x=150; length of 'chains';
~~~~~~~~~~;
resetForces();
addConstraint("body", getX("body"), getY("body"), x));
addConstraint("lArm", getX("lArm"), getY("lArm"), x));
addConstraint("rArm", getX("rArm"), getY("rArm"), x));
addConstraint("lLeg", getX("lLeg"), getY("lLeg"), x));
addConstraint("rLeg", getX("rLeg"), getY("rLeg"), x));
addConstraint("head", getX("head"), getY("head"), x));

So on and so forth....

Reviews


pierofirepierofire

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 23, 2012

what this is not god this is not funny



20systemsdown20systemsdown

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 30, 2010

lol

the insane clown posse should ask it, "how do magnets work!" lol icp sucks.



Jeff-McJeff-Mc

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 30, 2010

I thoroughly enjoyed this

oh shit I voted 5 instead of 4 though


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asshatclockasshatclock

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 30, 2010

So I took a dump on my mothers chest

It brought me no enlightenment at all >:(


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IronIvanIronIvan

Rated 2 / 5 stars May 30, 2010

nope

I'm sorry, but this just didn't have the comedic value of other cc flashes. Something about it was off, although placing it wouldn't be worth my time and effort. It's just... not cool bro, not cool


Pop-Tart responds:

Blame science