Hmm...
Not that funny, really. Audio is actually pretty good. There are so much worse choices for a 'first flash submission', hence your 1-star rating. Also, it seems very counter-intuitive for a "gain-point, lose-point" system. The game is hardly difficult enough to apply a system that allows the game to go on forever, not that any game ever invented SHOULD go on forever. But the pong physics and everything are nicely done. So, 1.5 stars really, but I hate rounding up, so you'll still just get 1. And killer toilet paper...that's a low, low demographic you're going for. Probably caps at 7 year olds. And most 7 years olds on this site are playing dress-up games where you can see bare breasts and hentai dating sims. Not lame pong clones.