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Apr 30, 2010 | 8:27 AM EDT

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First Kill 10 Points kill an UberKid
NEWGROUNDS! 50 Points Beat the game
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Author Comments


Uberkids are going to take over newgrounds with their UBER-BOT!
help pico save Newgrounds from becoming ubergorunds.
use P to pause and Q to toggle quality.
we will make whole level with improvements if you will like this boss battle.
we will fix the bugs,and if you find one please tell us.
Alos,we will ad medals really soon so enjoy it for now,and be sure to check out when it has medals!



Rated 3 / 5 stars

I'm Tied Up :P

Like Burning-Wookie said The are is amazing and great. But it seems if the game is too cheap on me... I was on my last life. Then I had exactly 2 more shots till I won. But then when I killed the Uber Kid, a random bullet came from the right side of the screen and kills me. D:


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ugh. Seriously?

The game looks amazing, the art is mindblowing but the programming is shit. It's like playing Metal Slug if it came out for the Atari 2600. Worse actually.

~There's no diagonal shooting, fine I can deal.

~There's no crouching, Major nono. Especially once the boss' health is almost halfway gone. I'll explain next.

~The Jumping is shitty. You need to not only time when the uberkids are going to shoot (Which is random and may never happen) but you need to be head and shoulders higher than normal for the collision to make it count.

~Collision. With so much shit going on I have no idea what the fuck was going on. I have 2 uber kids on either side of me a landmine (WHICH WITHOUT DUCKING OR DIAGONAL SHOOTING, OR PROPER JUMPING IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO FUCKING DIE IF I'M BOXED IN) The giant ass laser kills me when I'm only inches away from, the uberkids can shoot and if I attempt to last minute jump if my invisible shoelaces get hit then I die, If I get 2 steps away from the landmine I get killed...

I can go on and on and on.
It's obvious that this game was rushed but... Hey at least it looks pretty.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

love it

sweet game it hard add the start but if u play it for some min u are done soon.
but is it me or are the medalsnot working i got 3 of the 4 but i cant see them


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really good, Really hard!

I think this would be funner if wasn't for the fact i suck at run'n'gun games, anything like contra im gonna suck at. But graphic, espically for uber machine is nice.

The Uberkids can keep newgrounds >.>

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Amusing game (hard at first, but fun).
Nice Music, too!