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Comedy - Parody

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Apr 25, 2010 | 5:00 PM EDT
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Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved...

This is both made for and a parody of a panel show here in Australia called Q&A, who played it on their May 3rd show.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

.....I really don't get it....

The animation was great but wasted...

I don't even understand what the heck these people are talking about. I get the Captain Planet thing and I smirked at Raptor Jesus's line, but really....?

I completely agree with Phobotech. It was weak.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you have hurt me. i go die now.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


You should've made Raptor Jesus speak more, the voice you did was beyond EPIC!!!!!!! try dedicating an episode to him and him speaking, for me that's the voice of Raptor Jesus!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


The ending did it for me.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

I liked it...

But, I didn't FEEL Raptor Jesus.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


It's weakened incredibly because Raptor Jesus's ONLY line is quoted in the flash's description AND author's the audience who's watching this for enticing quotes like that are disappointed because that's about it, and the audience watching this for Raptor Jesus are disappointed because it doesn't cover much of him at all.

To a non-Australian audience, this may be worth a smirk at most for the baby devouring...if anything it's padding to what fans you've developed by bringing back the washed-up Captain Planet and your animated self sitting next to that bloke in a dress.

But for those who aren't familiar with your work, those who wanted to watch Raptor Jesus because it's in the title, or those who've never even heard of the people referenced in a show they never knew existed, it's all incredibly flat. Flat and brief with nothing to chew on.

I'm sure the Q&A people are eating it up, but in my opinion it's flat. Good animation, good character designs, and one sexy, sexy credit sequence, but to be honest I was expecting something more out of this...and that's just my two-cents.

Voted 3

Sexual-Lobster responds:

HOW DARE someone upload something intended for australian audiences on an american site. oohhhh the injustice!