Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Do you have what it takes to not shit your pants? All you have is a pill and your wits to find a way to not shit your pants. Try to find all the secret endings!

Instructions: Use your imagination! This is a text based game so try and figure out different ways to not shit your pants. You have a pill in your inventory so use it when you think it'll help.