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Apr 1, 2010 | 4:18 PM EDT
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Remember back when you were a kid, and you would spend whole summers just finding dead bodies in the woods and pushing them down the river, laughing and high-fiving with your friends? It's time you get that feeling back. Floater lets you relive the magic of sending some unfortunate drifter down the great river one last time, as you poke and prod him through the rapids into one final waterfall of memories.

Position your poking stick around the body using the mouse.
Click the mouse in the game window to poke the corpse with it and send it flying downriver.
Trophies are awarded for injuries once you inflict a certain amount of them.

You'll get a 10-second time bonus if the body touches/grazes a slalom gate. If the body goes directly through it, you'll be awarded a "Perfect" 20-second time bonus.
Ram the corpse into as much river debris as you can for big points.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars is for adult gamers only idiots


Rated 0 / 5 stars

fucking shit it just been stuck from then doesnt move!!! fuck you creep mother fuckin c+reep!!worst game ever no worsest game ever.... lts have avote



good :0

pice of shit:1000000000000 creeping crap


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Its already dead tho....


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I thought it was funny. good game. good for wasting a little time.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Needs a bit of work.

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