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Sexy Poker Card Deck 55

March 27, 2010 –
December 9, 2010
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Play poker with 4 glamour girls - Capri Anderson (Clubs), Lola Lacey (Hearts), Lori Cramer (Diamonds), and Renee Rochee (Spades). Have a little fun this Saturday with these four gals.

Reviews

Im so in love with dx231's review!

You never seem to listen to anyone GlamMaster. I don't see why not either. We're not snot nosed little kids who know nothing. Some of us are aged into our 20's or 30's maybe. So we know, really know where you are screwing up with all these games. Listen to us. Take a break. Fix what needs to be fixed. Please. Thanks man. Live up to the name GlamMaster. Right now, you're nothing glam.

Not interesting at all, not a good way to have fun on a saturday at all.

This game has a bug that's pretty annoying, if you get a pair, you won't get any money: you'll just receive your money back. I mean, what the fuck is this. I have to get at least a three of a kind to get any money?

I see you do not like to read reviews, eh? Check out the reviews on your latest flashes, a lot of people are complaining about repetitiveness and lack of nudity. I see you are trying to make adult flashes, but these are not entertaining if they do not have any kind of nudity. And what is the point of playing your games if they are the same thing over and over and over and over and over again? At least make some changes!

Changes that could be made:
- Making a better layout/design of the flash
- Get more pictures of women, not like a few pictures of a few women.
- Put a goddamn background music
- Fix the bugs! People have been complaining about these for fucking YEARS and you still do not fix them!
- Get nude chicks, and better chicks as well, some of them make me think that you do not have a good taste on women.
- READ THE MOTHERFUCKING REVIEWS PEOPLE LEAVE ON YOUR FLASHES SO YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FLASHES.

If you call yourself the "GlamMaster", you gotta make some good shit, not a shitload of half-assed flash. You'll never get any recognition unless you improve your stuff. And if you want us to have some fun with these shitty flashes, you gotta make them non-shitty.

Make something original next time.

It has the same problem the first one had.
You never win any money, you only loose it.
WTF mate?

Some of the cards had the same girls on it. Besides, this has already been done before, like, a million times. Try and think of new creative ways to make it more interesting, kinda like how movies tell the same story over and over, but in a different way.
Thanks.

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Score
2.39 / 5.00