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March 22, 2010 –
December 9, 2010
This entry was deleted.

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Match sexy photos of Lola Lacey, Renee Rochee and Tiffany Simon to uncover the high-def slideshow for these Glamour Girls - three of our most popular.

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Pretty much what he said. Since you didn't find a 'match' with a card that got removed, it doesn't count towards your total. You can either fix the glitch, or (the simpler way), leave it as a cheat and code it so that victory is attained when there are no cards left. Either way, this game is almost unplayable.

big fuckn zero !

Game is still buggy - you can get an odd picture in easily unless you slow way down. It's time to write something new, and I DON'T mean reposting the same game with different girls - many of whom appear pretty scary. Get creative, and you'll drive much more traffic. That seems to be your ultimate objective, nu?

Buggy, too many clothes on, no fun, no challenge...

I have left a review on a previous game, which by the way wasn't read, because I see you still make more and more buggy, annoying and repetitive as fuck games. I know that you are not going to read every single review people write to your flashes (because you submit tons of crap, it's hard to check them all), so that means I gotta review more of them, and I'll try to make these reviews the less repetitive as possible.

This game has been done lots of times, BY YOU, and the only difference are the girls. And they aren't even nude. Now tell me, what is entertaining about this? Nothing. It is not entertaining at all. If I want to find porn, I can do it easily, there are infinite porn websites on the internet. How can you call yourself a Glam Master? And it's better this way, because I actually get to see some nudity. The game is just lame.

If I want to play a match game, then I can find loads of them on the internet. This is not original at all. If this game was original, or maybe if it had a better layout and if you never submitted a game like this one before on newgrounds, I'd think it was entertaining. What about making an entertaining game? You have 113 flash submissions. Have you ever won any awards? No? Geez, I wonder why!!! Most of newgrounders that post a lot of adult/mature flashes have won at least one award. Why, you ask me? They can improve. You simply can't. I mean, IT HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE 2007? WHAT THE FUCK. I'm not sure if anyone actually enjoys games like this. Probably only horny 13 year olds desperate to fap. Maybe not even these, the girls do not look good.

This game has a bug that has been pointed by another member. I tried it myself, and the same thing happened. I mean, that's kinda ridiculous. And when there are any flash errors, a window pops up saying random shit about this error (blame my flash player). And I've done this (bug) a lot of times. Actually, you can win this way, you don't even need to find the other combinations.

This is a kind of flash game that I would expect from someone that has never done any flash before. I'm not kidding. The layout sucks, there is a bad use of colors, and it's not actually that hard to code this. There is not even a background music, and that makes the game even "lamer".

You should work on your flashes more if you want more recognition of your work. I'm not even complaining about the lack of nudity this time, but how bad the game looks. I'm only giving you a 1 because you PROBABLY made this. There's a little chance that you copy-pasted everything from a tutorial, and just changed a little bit the graphics.

I hope you actually read this review this time. What is the point of reviewing if the author is not even going to read this? Or if he is not even going to TRY to do what other people ask them to do?

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1.69 / 5.00