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Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
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This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


WegraWegra

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Oh...my...god!

Wow, I wasn't to thrilled at first but this is pretty damn funny. I probably should have read the warning about seeing Wario's ass :P. Seriously if there are any more songs by that guy you should do more of those. Keep up the good work!


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gravitygungravitygun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic

Except the gay part inspiration,but who cares?..
Great rythm ,great music,great humor,great sound,crystal clear graphics...LOL just awesome


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FattyWhaleFattyWhale

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

(title in work)

This was quite good. I enjoyed the vocals and the lyrics in this. The rhymes were quite creative and flowed well together. The animating was also quite good, as were the drawings, which included a good amount of detail. My only complaint is that there was no option for subtitles. Some of this was a little bit hard to decipher the first time through, so that would have been helpful.


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ravensifyravensify

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahahahahahahahahah

this was very funny to watch


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TheFireRedTheFireRed

Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPIC.

Fucking awesome.

Probably one of the best floss' game lyrics.


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